spare

To get angry, go sick, attack etc another person, animal or inanimate object when you lose your temper

"If he says anything else to me, I'll go fucking spare."

by Joeylass January 26, 2006

splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 11, 2004

splave

There is a word for addition(add), Subtraction(minus) and Multiplication(Times), but none for division. So splave was made up.

1 plus 2 = 3
2 minus 1 = 1
3 times 2 = 6
12 splave 2 = 6

by A boob April 15, 2005

Spare Wheel

A person you invite on a date not because they like you but, because if you don't they'll be the Third Wheel. After this date they'll most likely never talk to you again and push you to the side.

Henry:Yeah I finally am going out on a date with Jamie.

Andy:Dude, I wouldn't be so happy the only reason she's doing this is because she doesn't want to be the Third Wheel.

Henry: So I'm just a..

Andy: Yep sorry dude your just a Spare Wheel.

by Theblackness December 27, 2009

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015

Splace

A combination of place and space that can be used when describing a space within a place or a place within a space.

Typically used in an earthly setting but could also apply to a place within outer-space.

I need to find a quiet splace to read.

by Hazelnut99 April 18, 2018

Splarch

when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.

Carlie splarched all over Bret and Colin’s jean jackets last night.

by splarch9000 November 24, 2017