Theblackness's definitions

Call By

When someone you know Drives by you either while you are in a car driving somewhere or Walking somewhere. They see you and decide to call you for simple reason that they just saw you.

-Phone Rings-

Steve: Hello

Bobbo:Yo Steve I just drove by you.

Steve: And?

Bobbo: Oh, Well I justed wanted tell you that I saw you.

Steve: Well thanks for the Call By Bobbo. -Click-

by Theblackness January 1, 2010

bhatti boy

bhatti boy is another name for gays, fags, or homos. Said mostly by Jamaicans or Jamaican Immigrates. Popularized in the U.K by Jamaican Immigrates and in the U.S by Ali G.

The boy can be replaced with girl to make it bhatti girl which is the same but for women.

AH look at dat bhatti boy ober der in da purple pants and da rainbow suspenders.

by Theblackness June 23, 2009

Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.

Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.

by Theblackness September 14, 2009

Feign Sleep

When one pretends to be asleep in order to refrain from doing something such as but not limited to Taking out the garbage, doing the dishes, walking the dog, or vacuuming.

Greg: Joe, why do you look so tired?

Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.

by theblackness June 9, 2010

OSTTL

OSTTL stands for OH SHIT Time to Leave. Which is most commonly said during bad situations.

Kevin: Oh Fuck the cops are here.

Dylan: OSTTL.

Kevin: I hear that.

by theblackness February 25, 2010

Internet G

Someone who talks shit on the internet (Usually Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter.) but, won't say the stuff to your face because they would get their ass kicked.

From Nappy Boy Remix:

T-pain "You gunna hate on me on twitter right you an Internet G like Gigabyte"

by theblackness March 13, 2010

The F Word

No It doesn't mean fuck. Its a British food Show hosted by Chef Gordan Ramsay. The show revolves around different food themes and recipes. Segments include Women in the Kitchen, cook-offs with Ramsay, challenges, and Gordan's livestock that he ends up serving on the series finale.

Person 1: So do you watch 30 min meals
Person 2: Fuck that show I watch a real cooking show I watch the F Word

by Theblackness July 3, 2009