Theblackness's definitions

bhatti boy

bhatti boy is another name for gays, fags, or homos. Said mostly by Jamaicans or Jamaican Immigrates. Popularized in the U.K by Jamaican Immigrates and in the U.S by Ali G.

The boy can be replaced with girl to make it bhatti girl which is the same but for women.

AH look at dat bhatti boy ober der in da purple pants and da rainbow suspenders.

by Theblackness June 23, 2009

The F Word

No It doesn't mean fuck. Its a British food Show hosted by Chef Gordan Ramsay. The show revolves around different food themes and recipes. Segments include Women in the Kitchen, cook-offs with Ramsay, challenges, and Gordan's livestock that he ends up serving on the series finale.

Person 1: So do you watch 30 min meals
Person 2: Fuck that show I watch a real cooking show I watch the F Word

by Theblackness July 3, 2009

OSTTL

OSTTL stands for OH SHIT Time to Leave. Which is most commonly said during bad situations.

Kevin: Oh Fuck the cops are here.

Dylan: OSTTL.

Kevin: I hear that.

by theblackness February 25, 2010

Internet G

Someone who talks shit on the internet (Usually Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter.) but, won't say the stuff to your face because they would get their ass kicked.

From Nappy Boy Remix:

T-pain "You gunna hate on me on twitter right you an Internet G like Gigabyte"

by theblackness March 13, 2010

Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.

Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.

by Theblackness September 14, 2009

Kayned

When someone suddenly and rudely interrupts you or someone else because they think what you or someone else said, thinks, or believes is Wrong but, after they are done they continue to let you speak Much like when Kayne West Interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's to say Beyonce's song was better then hers then continued to let her speak or when Joe Wilson yelled "YOU LIE!!" during President Obama's Congressional Speech. The ed can be changed to Ing to make it Kayneing.

J.J: So that is why I think Tupac is the best rapper ever and that
Mark: NO! Biggie Was wayyyyy better than Tupac.
J.J: WOW, Thanks for Kayneing me Mark.

Or

Sam: cod 4 is way better than WaW and is So much better than.
Jack: WHAT!?!?!, cod 4 sucks Killzone 2 is so much better in every way.
Mike: Sam you just got Kayned

by Theblackness September 29, 2009

Spare Wheel

A person you invite on a date not because they like you but, because if you don't they'll be the Third Wheel. After this date they'll most likely never talk to you again and push you to the side.

Henry:Yeah I finally am going out on a date with Jamie.

Andy:Dude, I wouldn't be so happy the only reason she's doing this is because she doesn't want to be the Third Wheel.

Henry: So I'm just a..

Andy: Yep sorry dude your just a Spare Wheel.

by Theblackness December 27, 2009