spliffy sploffy

The perfect word to describe a joint. It was originally used by a few boys in Toronto.

Yo BUD, you're thaaaaa worst, roll up another spliffy sploffy.

by GUYGUYGUY June 28, 2007

Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

spooffy

if something is SPIFFY to teh extreme it becomes spooffy.

'That sweater is so spiffy its spoofy.'

by amanda May 1, 2003

Sploffed

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.

Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.

by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008

schofferin

schofferin - skulling beers in the car too fast on a long trip and needed to stop every 10mins to piss

shaneo ur not schofferin them scotches down too fast again are you!? i aint stoppin this time cunt you can piss you pants

by wiserthewizard November 26, 2010

sploffer

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.

A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."

by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.

Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."

by Deafharp March 5, 2014