A substance which is created on hot sweaty days, and forms a layer of "cheese" like substance between the genitals and the anus. Smegma is often accompanied by a strong odor described as foul cheese.
by Rebel-Outcast January 12, 2010
Get the Smegmamug. The substance idiots believe only intact men produce but it's biggest producer is the vagina. It can also form in skin folds and under breasts. Sometimes referred to as "dick cheese" but women produce 10x's more!
I just spent an hour eating out my girl. Had a feast of smegma and piss saturated toilet paper balls, I'm full!
by Intacti August 25, 2014
Get the Smegmamug. Dried milk accumulated on the rim of a jug of milk. Often only a hazard when drinking directly from the jug.
d00d1: "Dude! Don't drink out of the jug! You'll get smegma all over your mouth!"
d00d2: "AH! You're right! AHHH.... It tastes like goat nipples! AH!"
d00d1: "Told you."
d00d2: "AH! You're right! AHHH.... It tastes like goat nipples! AH!"
d00d1: "Told you."
by tdawgmacfoo February 12, 2008
Get the Smegmamug. Smegmas is when you throw a frozen block of dick cheese at the back of someones head in an attempt to knock them unconscious. As they are falling unconscious you yell Merry Smegmas. And start singing a parody of a Christmas Song.
by SuperNova81 December 8, 2021
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Get the Smegmamug.