shovel cats 

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

shovel cats by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

Shovel Hater 

One who dislikes innovation. One who was against the first invention or idea of something that was later considered commonplace. Unwilling to change because of tradition or convention.

Phil: "Guys don't listen to Jim, shovels are a terrible idea. If we just use our hands we can save our resources to do something else and be more efficient."
-later-
Steve: "Ugh Phil is so stupid! Using our hands blows!"
Rob: "Yea, I know; Hes such a shovel hater."

"Why would I get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Nokia phone right here."-shovel hater

"The sun obviously revolves around the earth"- shovel hater

Shovel Hater by desomond May 11, 2015

shovel hands

Name given to Coolm Mckee for his huge mother fucking hands!

Look at coolms shovel hands!

shovel hands by Mwuahasd January 5, 2010

shovel fighting team 

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

shovel fighting team by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010

shovel ready 

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

shovel ready by sheila in the car April 5, 2009

shovel snow off the moon 

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.

Jimmy wants to go to vegas for his birthday and shovel snow off the moon.

shovel snow off the moon by Matty O December 25, 2007

Shovel Bum 

This is the opposite of a bubble bum, a woman with a flat and elongated posterior that looks as if it's been flattened with the slap of a shovel.

Her tight trousers were saggy because of her shovel bum

Shovel Bum by Maghera April 23, 2020