MATEUS

Some Mexican dude who thinks he's good at football but actually just sucks lots of dicks

Dude 1: That guy is rubbish at football, I bet he sucks lots of dicks

Dude 2: Yeah that guy is Mateus

by 69KanyeEAST420 October 30, 2020

Mateusz

Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom

That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz

by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023

Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.

Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!

by Adewmar February 1, 2019

La’Martéas

The most amazing man in the whole world. He is most likely a very intelligent, one of a kind type of guy. He will do whatever he can to make sure that the people he loves are treated with the upmost respect. He is super attractive and very funny. Anyone would be lucky to have a La’Martéas.

I would love to be La’Martéas! He is a one of a kind guy!

by Anonpge13 February 10, 2019

Emperor Mateus

The main antagonist of FF2/FFII.

Emperor Mateus seeks to dominate the world through demonic forces.

by the random. November 5, 2021

Doc Martens

The correct spelling of the boot. Not that a punk should care what someone else thinks, but seriously... A poser because they can't spell? A poser because they can't afford Doc Martens? That's plain ridiculous. You obviously DON'T know you're history of Punk. Back in the 70s-80s punks would steal anything they wanted and couldn't afford. ESPECIALLY in England. Nowadays, you can't really get away with that so much. So, the only real reason a Punk wouldn't own Docs because they've got other boots is

A: They can't afford Docs

B: They don't have access to a computer

C: They prefer monkey boots

So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.

Ohai, my name is slipsheet, I go around teh intarnetz calling peeple posarz becuz I haf to prove that I am moar Punx then them!!1! Its doc martens, nawt doc martins u poser!

by sleepsheet likes anal. August 20, 2010

St. Martens

The best island in the British Virgin Islands. The most romantic place to go and the best white beaches to screw on. Excelent place to get drunk and the best parties and bars to get drunk at... Also the best rastafarri bakeries around mon!

Im goin to Sunset Beach Bar to get drunk mon. then im gonna go screw on the white sand beach next to the bar.

by SBB May 10, 2005