Definitions by 69KanyeEAST420

MATEUS 

Some Mexican dude who thinks he's good at football but actually just sucks lots of dicks

Dude 1: That guy is rubbish at football, I bet he sucks lots of dicks

Dude 2: Yeah that guy is Mateus

MATEUS by 69KanyeEAST420 October 30, 2020