laid tongue 

Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~

Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.

Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "

laid tongue by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014

laid out

To get really fucked up

Damn, that bitch looks laid out.

laid out by Michelle Reynolds May 16, 2006

Laid Over 

1. To change ones travel plans in order to add a stop, or time to your itinerary, in order to get laid.

2. Adding travel time to your itinerary for the sole purpose of hooking up to have sex.

I was travelling to San Diego and I added a stop in DC to get laid over.

I had a great laid over in Rome.

I met this hot dude on a plane and spent a day with him en route home to get laid over.

Laid Over by Scientistchick June 4, 2011

laid out

shot up and killed

Holla My Name And Get Laid Out.

laid out by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

Laid Off 

When a man and a woman almost have sex, but the woman rejects the man when she see's the size of his penis.

No way! He got Laid Off?

Laid Off by maninacoma July 12, 2011

laid backk 

Rich, Gangster, Runescaper, smoking purple with his nigger Tupac R.I.P. nigger i miss u. Smoking Kush with angels in Heaven.

Nooby4life19: Hey Laid Backk i saw you pking the other day! You Pawn!
Laid Backk: stfu nigguh or ule b next dont b fukn wit me i spill patrone all over your dead body.

laid backk by wooter44 September 13, 2009

Laid Up 

a state of near-somnolence, generally requiring a cushioned surface at least 2ft. tall and the covering afforded by your oldest blanket (which I hope you have a name for; mines called the Nana) of all exposed body parts, with the exception of your face, the eyes therein soon to be filled with whatevers on the Telly. This behavior will manifest either post-work, finals, hangover, sickness and subsequent convalescence. While one can by all means be laid up in a bed, the couch affords a more beneficent vantage of the ebb and flow of roommates and friends. Nonetheless, he or she who is laid up will often be immobile and even those most affectionate are wont to shun your touch. Pretty much synonymous with Stove Up, the latter with connotations of multiple SLEEPING individuals all laid up in a room of bunkbeds, also it is more likely when you see this usage that EtOH had a hand in the precipitation of their obtunded state.

Calling home on way home 15 mi from work:

"Hey Millah Scrillah, whats Mel doing??"
"Oh, she just got back, shes laid up on the couch watching Six Feet Under."
"Niceness, be there in 5."

Laid Up by clark lander smith February 15, 2008