Hand kisser

When a person kisses alot of female hands.
A man that kisses females hands.

l kissed two female hands yesterday when l greeted them.
l told this woman l am a hand kisser.

by l203949 August 29, 2009

Beard Kisser

A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.

Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."

Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"

by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012

ass kisser

Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.

I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.

by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

Keiserpants

A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.

"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."

by toosh-a-poosh March 6, 2009

kiefer

a sexy guy with a large penis who is good in bed

"So how was your blind date last night?"
"Awesome, he was a kiefer!"

by IamWhoIamOnlyIamBetter June 24, 2009

Kiester

Used as an verb: The action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one's rectum.

"Jesus FUCK man, just kiester that shit quick! No, It ain't gay, but it's gonna keep you out of the slammer."

by Throbbing Rob September 7, 2017

Kiefer Sutherland

A hot-ass actor who has a hot ass. Ironic, but very true.

"Shut up, stupid!"

by LoLo March 26, 2004