by TOTEMIR February 14, 2022
Get the Kel-ced mug.It's generally assumed that Kel Mitchell is just anoter Orange Soda loving African-American - This is far from the actual truth. To the untrained eye he is a fiend, a madman in ditress; but in reality he is the greatest threat to the western hemisphere. Kel Mitchell is fueled by Orange Soda, it's orangy molecules giving birth to the true form which he so constantly desires. He is kept alive by the soda. At his mid-optimal peak it is sometimes observed that Kel will lose all forms of human reasoning, careless flailing his Orange Soda into every direction. The only way he is kept under control is by micro-control-chips lodged into his head, the effects are seen when at Kel's mid-optimum peak, he twitches and shakes as if he is being shocked. These chips are the only thing that keeps the world safe, and the only thing that can control Kel Mitchell.
I went to a taping of Kenan and Kel once... I wandered off backstage and noticed Kel sitting in a chair alone, looking at the ground and picking at the various wires that were attatched to his neck. I realized then, that Kel Mitchell is not human.
by Let's not say. July 25, 2006
Get the kel mitchell mug.A firearms company that makes various types of firearms. They can either be really cheap or a bit expensive but price varies by model. But 1 common thing is that most of them are cheaply made, unreliable, brittle turds that are assembled with screws and beach plastic.
Their line up includes such turds as:
KSG12
PF9
P11
P32
PLR16
SU16
PLR22
SU22
RFB
RDB
KS7
Sub2000
CMR30
PMR30
P3AT
CP33
If you are interested in buying a kel-tec, please don’t. You will most likely be disappointed and you are better off buying a Ruger, Smith & Wesson, used Glock, or any other quality brand that can build a gun worth a shit.
Their line up includes such turds as:
KSG12
PF9
P11
P32
PLR16
SU16
PLR22
SU22
RFB
RDB
KS7
Sub2000
CMR30
PMR30
P3AT
CP33
If you are interested in buying a kel-tec, please don’t. You will most likely be disappointed and you are better off buying a Ruger, Smith & Wesson, used Glock, or any other quality brand that can build a gun worth a shit.
Amy: Hey guess what? I bought a new concealed carry gun.
Josh: Cool. What did you get?
Amy: I bought a Kel-Tec P11
Josh: Oh. I’d say you better sell it. Most of them are cheap, unreliable, and low quality. You should trade it in for a Glock 43 or a Smith & Wesson Shield.
Josh: Cool. What did you get?
Amy: I bought a Kel-Tec P11
Josh: Oh. I’d say you better sell it. Most of them are cheap, unreliable, and low quality. You should trade it in for a Glock 43 or a Smith & Wesson Shield.
by Noshit2547 May 9, 2020
Get the Kel-Tec mug.by kel kel yeah November 26, 2018
Get the kel kel from the block mug.Kel is a character from the rpg game OMORI, made by Omocat. In Headspace, Kel is sort of bratty, rude, competitive and impulsive. He's very loud and energetic, having a skill named "Annoy" during a battle which causes someone to be angry. But he's still a very good friend and tries his best to cheer up everyone, choosing happiness over sadness.
In the real world, Kel is more mature and understanding. He likes to talk to strangers and tries to help others, giving people compliments and stuff.
But Kel doesn't want others to see him sad, thinking that would make situations worse. So he tries to make everyone happy, even though he has to bottle up his emotions for that.
That's also why in the fandom he's seen as the "funny meme guy".
There's a theory about Kel's full name being "Kelsey" because during a live on twitch, the creator of the game revealed that Kel's beta name was "Kelsey".
Conclusion, Kel is a misunderstood character.
In the real world, Kel is more mature and understanding. He likes to talk to strangers and tries to help others, giving people compliments and stuff.
But Kel doesn't want others to see him sad, thinking that would make situations worse. So he tries to make everyone happy, even though he has to bottle up his emotions for that.
That's also why in the fandom he's seen as the "funny meme guy".
There's a theory about Kel's full name being "Kelsey" because during a live on twitch, the creator of the game revealed that Kel's beta name was "Kelsey".
Conclusion, Kel is a misunderstood character.
OMORI fan : Hey what do you think about Kel from OMORI?
Other OMORI fan : He drank orange joe that was expired from 5years and that's gross!
OMORI fan : Yeah... But i like him.
Other OMORI fan : He drank orange joe that was expired from 5years and that's gross!
OMORI fan : Yeah... But i like him.
by Om0ri September 4, 2022
Get the Kel from OMORI mug.(n) a mixed drink wherein one combines orange soda and vodka in some ratio depending on personal preference
by Krunczmasta July 22, 2009
Get the Kel Mitchell Special mug.the act of sober mountain biking with Geoff Plymale and falling off a cliff or mountain and breaking arms to the point of reconstruction by surgery and the insertion of metal plates and/or screws in order to function in daily life.
by Johnny5UAAlive August 7, 2006
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