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A firearms company that makes various types of firearms. They can either be really cheap or a bit expensive but price varies by model. But 1 common thing is that most of them are cheaply made, unreliable, brittle turds that are assembled with screws and beach plastic.

Their line up includes such turds as:

KSG12
PF9
P11
P32
PLR16
SU16
PLR22
SU22
RFB
RDB
KS7
Sub2000
CMR30
PMR30
P3AT
CP33

If you are interested in buying a kel-tec, please don’t. You will most likely be disappointed and you are better off buying a Ruger, Smith & Wesson, used Glock, or any other quality brand that can build a gun worth a shit.
Amy: Hey guess what? I bought a new concealed carry gun.

Josh: Cool. What did you get?

Amy: I bought a Kel-Tec P11

Josh: Oh. I’d say you better sell it. Most of them are cheap, unreliable, and low quality. You should trade it in for a Glock 43 or a Smith & Wesson Shield.
Kel-Tec by Noshit2547 May 9, 2020
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