hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

Là nosé dè jobé

A French term for a nose job; being the insertion of one's penis or a baguette into a receiving party's nostril.

"Last night I went down to the café for a latté and this chick gave me là nosé dè jobé. I stuck a croissant in her left nostril and shot a load in the right one."

by James Siegel February 26, 2008

jobe

it's the fucking jobe dude, when you're steeched as fuck and bout to murk some fools, like it's your fuckin job.

dude i'm steeched off my jobe! hahaaha, i'll murk you dude!

by Ron Hitman February 14, 2008

Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples

Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!

by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008

Jobey

A wise but playful person, one who definitely gets bored easily, loves to talk, but is only Social to an extent around unfamiliar folks. Has a lot of dark secrets but will never reveal them unless his life was on the line or could find it necessary. Could be one with gaming.

“Jobey is a generally good guy, I don’t see a problem with him really.”

by The Forgiving One In A Way January 22, 2018

Joober

A Jewish Goober

That guy dancing over there is such a joober

by Fishmanater October 27, 2009

Jobe

A simpleton, someone who is poorly schooled, or someone with a mental deficiency.

Origin: Movie, The Lawnmower Man.

If you talk to Derek or KickFag, they seem like such Jobes. Are you sure they aren't retarded?

by Mario Rogic April 13, 2006