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Hobnob

DONT BE A RICH TEA BE A HOBNOB”
THIS MF CHEATED RICH TEA WON SILLY HOBNOB
by Colasp<3 August 21, 2021
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hobnob

someone who is very week and can be be snapped by a infant and is weakened when wet
by pooo65766536 January 6, 2022
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hogjob

when roadhog gives you the honk honk toppy
I searched for hogjob ASMR with duracell battery. It was fire!
by masterpogg November 24, 2022
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Hobnobs

1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis
Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!
by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023
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hognose snake

A cute snake with an upturned nose

The gif below is what it looks like
Today's my birthday and I want a hognose snake
by LUMONOVA March 13, 2024
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Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob
"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"
by TheVen August 21, 2024
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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
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