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To dip your penis into a friend's drink when visiting the toilet in a bar
Chas went to the toilet so I hobnobbed his pint of lager
Hobnob by webmills August 14, 2019
An unusually girthy Penis, with a flat bell, of an oaty nature.
I could barely fit it in my mouth he had such a large hobnob.
The cunning art of nudging one person with your 'piece' while mouthing the phrase "huh huh huh"
Eamon surprised Rachel with a swift hobnob from behind
hobnob by TangenT June 6, 2004
Another word for tea bagging when you consider how often do you re-dunk a tea bag compared to a biscuit, specially a hobnob.
That's called a Hobnob then
Hobnob by TeddyMan November 30, 2011
Like a Hobgoblin is a part-goblin, the word hobnob can be used as a noun to describe someone who is a bit of a knob. It is a playful term as it is not as bad as being a full knob.

Can also be spelt as hobknob.
Hobnob by The Majestic Menice April 13, 2010
Laura hobnobbed me until I came in her mouth.
hobnob by Anonymous September 1, 2003