today's 

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.

Jim did today's with Christina.

today's by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

Today’s Mass Shooting by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

today's day 

The day that today is.

Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro

today's day by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021

today's music sucks

The almost factual, totally sound belief that the shit we call music today is nothing but bear scat. Britney Spears, Shakira, and all the other dimiwtted pop divas suck monkeys. Just about all modern American rap IS crap. Even most modern rock sucks monkeys (I don't want to mention any names-Creed, Panic at the Disco, etc.)

Today's music sucks. Drop that stoner shit and listen to classic rock, roots reggae, or some other form of good music.

today's music sucks by Supergeek February 14, 2008

Today's music 

Another word for Garbage

Today's music? You mean garbage?

Today's music by Gumbald October 19, 2017

today's reminder

The reminder of today.

Dang did you know today's reminder is number 26? that's crazy bro

today's reminder by reminduidis October 10, 2021

today's childhood 

1. Used to refer to the current childhood on the current days.
2. Used to express dissatisfaction and criticism of the current childhood.

1.

When a new kids movie or show releases, it will be part of today's childhood.
2.

Noooo! Today's childhood is just streaming, PS5, Xbox Series S, Nintendo Switch, Spotify, Roblox, Valorant and even more! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *cries* - some immature adult complaining about today's kids

today's childhood by Ryan900USAYT April 25, 2023