Goon 

Someone who is silly/goofy and just acts out of the norm. Usually associated with shorter girls of Latin decent. Also the term was coined by A.J. Kelly a dashing gentlemen of the highest class and swag.

Friend 1: Valeria is so weird
Friend 2: Ya for sure brah she's a Goon!

Goon by Swagmaster Flash420 December 17, 2013

Goon 

a big fecking idiot

bazrat you goon

Goon by Mcfarts June 6, 2003

Goon 

Unskilled, socially outcast worker employed to collect TV licence revenue on behalf of the BBC, who then use it to fund overpaid executives and sexually-deviant talent. Paid the minimum wage and relies heavily on commission earned selling TV licences. Likes to pretend they are an "officer" on official Government business, but TV Licensing goons are actually privately employed by a company called Capita. TV Licensing goons are undesirable visitors, having no more visiting rights than a pikey selling low-cost electrical goods.

I told that TV Licensing goon to fuck right off, because I don't watch any TV programmes.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.

Goon by Goonhilde's Gynaecologist September 3, 2013

goon 

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

goon by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

Goon 

Goon is an alcoholic beverage which is widely consumed in Australia. Goon is cheap wine that usually costs between $8 -$30 for 4 litres, and comes in a cardboard box (cask). The is wine kept inside by a plastic foil lined bag. This bag is the pinnacle of drinking paraphernalia in Australian culture, up with the Beer Bong and Yard Glass. Consumers of Goon often mix it with other alcohols or mixers to improve the taste or make it more potent (more so, potency). After the cask has been consumed, the cardboard box is discarded, leaving the bag as a very functional pillow (the decanting valve in the bag is surprisingly air tight), or a trophy signifying an iron stomach. Used bags can be found in parks, road sides, McDonalds car parks, inside tray backs of Utes and in garden beds, often where the patron had a nap to wear off the effects. The signature game of the Wine Cask is Goon Of Fortune. The bag (or bags, depending on how keen the partygoers are) is traditionally pegged to a Hills Hoist clothesline, and spun around. Players are required to take a swig if the bag stops in front of them. Those left standing are considered the winners!

Oi Wazza! Did you remember to pick up the goon from the Bottleo? I've oiled the clothesline and there's no bindi-eyes behind the shed!

Goon by Kryten_2X4B_523P July 24, 2016

goon 

thug to be hired by a mob boss or higher authority to do sum 'DIRT'

my goon did my work for me

goon by blazest the mostest February 10, 2008

goon 

1-Person of dubious mental capacity.
2-One whom does not possess sound reasoning.
3-Hired muscle.
4- Character populating the strange island in popeye.

1 - "Ha look at that goon!"
2- "Ed Littlechild is such a goon"
3- "Quick lets bust a move before they send in the goons"

goon by olive April 16, 2005