Flobbit

A word that can be used in 2 different ways. It can be:
a. A name to call someone
b. An excalmation of aggravation

a. You are SUCH a flobbit!
b. FLOBBIT! I cut my hand!

by Dillpickle14 August 23, 2011

Flobbin

A stumbling and awkward attempt
Inherently hopeless and ending in failure.

MAN .my lip is so sore. Because early at work my boss gave me a fat lip.Now I'M A a "FLOBBIN" there.and my lips hurt.

by lefty midnight August 11, 2018

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

floobies

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.

Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

floories

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

by tbombz November 14, 2009

Floodian

One who spends their life wandering Off- Topic Forum of Bungie.net, wastes his time there, knows half the people there, has been blacklisted at least once (debatable), and has been turned cynical from the spam in the forums.

You actually want to be called a Floodian?

by Floodian SIMM0NS77 June 6, 2009

Flooping

The act of going crazy and attacking something.

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "

by Flooper May 1, 2010