fistivities

Gala sporting-events involving the performers' punching each other.

I've never liked the idea of physical-violence-type contact-sports like boxing, so I never attend said fistivities.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Fertility train

A group of 5 or more guys switch off having unprotected sex with a girl then try to find out who’s the father.

Shit man we all got drunk and and ran the fertility train through Heather.

by Life76 May 9, 2022

fewtility

Not quite so bad as uselessness, but still not having all dat many things going for it.

Claiming affluenza and then fleeing to Mexico is a good example of an exercise in fewtility --- yes, you may indeed actually succeed in gaining yourself a small number of extra days of freedom, but eventually da chickens are gonna come home to roost, and then you'll still get put in da slammer after all.

by QuacksO April 8, 2023

festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.

I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.

by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023

Fertility Goddess

A fertility goddess is a type of female with big breasts, wide hips, and a big phat ass, as well as a youthful appearance. Overall an extremely appealing design, mimicking what attributes a fertility goddess would have in many religions. While exceptionally rare, they're rarely worth it.

David: Hey, look at that girl over there
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass

by BrowntonioBrown August 15, 2023

festivate

verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.

"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."

"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."

"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."

by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023

FestivTITTIES

When a woman has her breasts decorated for something festive ie, Christmas.

Did you see Sandra’s FestivTITTIES? They’re painted to look like slutty Mrs. claus.

by BunnyButtWHAT June 10, 2024