4 definitions by BrowntonioBrown
The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 7, 2023
the one true master of dick, balls, and pussy.
he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.
fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.
he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.
fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.
by BrowntonioBrown July 5, 2023
A fertility goddess is a type of female with big breasts, wide hips, and a big phat ass, as well as a youthful appearance. Overall an extremely appealing design, mimicking what attributes a fertility goddess would have in many religions. While exceptionally rare, they're rarely worth it.
David: Hey, look at that girl over there
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass
by BrowntonioBrown August 15, 2023
Uggo McSmuggo is the best person you'll ever meet! She is kind, caring, has 3 fat rolls, and can always be there for you when you need her! Her personality is briney, bubbly, and oh so funny! If I had to describe the 3 best things about an Uggo McSmuggo, it would be their boils, their charm, and their tenacity. Overall, Uggo McSmuggo is the perfect girl and every guy would be lucky to have her!
Derek: Oh my God, it's Uggo McSmuggo
Uggo McSmuggo: *queefs*
Derek: I think I just had an orgasm
Tyler: My penis is super hard!
Uggo McSmuggo: *queefs*
Derek: I think I just had an orgasm
Tyler: My penis is super hard!
by BrowntonioBrown February 6, 2023