embalmed

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.

by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009

ebaumsworld

A place with loads of stolen material, some cited, some not. Eric Baumen puts his ebaumsworld watermark on every piece of material he gets. YTMND is similar to Eric Bauman of Ebaumsworld, but Ebaumsworld is much worse. YTMND users steal images from other sites, such as 4chan and SomethingAweful (most just use "google" as their source; just as bad as not crediting the original author at all). When users leave their sources blank, they are either: 1. lazy or 2. trying to credit other material as their own. If it is left blank, it supposed to be assumed that the creater of the page created that image or sound. However, YTMND can be classified as more original, since they take those images they find and mold them into quite humerous "fads" and other jokes. Some even create entirely new images from scratch, such as "Color ME YTMND."

I got bored with the current daily media on Ebaumsworld, so I went to YTMND to make me laugh.

by Ronald, lol November 6, 2006

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Phallophile December 30, 2008

Second-hand embarrassed

When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.

Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.

Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.

by Hindenburg June 19, 2013

Embarred

'Embarred' is commonly used by those put in a position that's made them too embarrassed to correctly say embarrassed.

1.) Dannybaby stated he was 'embarred' at the discussion of sex.

by Sugarpop x November 8, 2008

eBaum

A shortened version of Eric Bauman, the creator of ebaumsworld.com. He goes around to other websites and steals stuff from them. I am shamed to have the same name as him.

Once upon time
On the Internet there was a guy
A very deeply flawed man
And they called him Eric Bauman
He was a total asshole
And nobody knows why

He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld dot com

It wasn't fair
To those from whom he stole
But did he care?
No, not one bit
And then he had the 'nads
To sell some ads
What a piece of sh*t
Oh, Eric

Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up three-piece suits
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the Internet his bitch

'Til Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his mom
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
Had his dumb website erased
Well, sadly that's a lie,
There's still an Ebaumsworld dot com

But if we all join hands
And sing this song
Then our call will reach the sky
And maybe Zeus and Thor
Will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try

Ebaumsworld is going down
We gotta rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
Bout how stealing simply isn't cool
So right now we're making that our mission
And if that bastard doesn't listen
We'll get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"

by Emann June 4, 2008

embarrassing

when you lose a dildo in your ass hole and it clogs and your shit start building up to you explode

it was embarrassing and the sematary was messy

by sebyneby / albino rhino October 8, 2019