Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

by Bob March 26, 2005

Dicklash

female equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."

"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."

by LocoNunca August 19, 2009

dickblash

When you smash that a$$ with such aggression that your girl can't move her head the next morning.

I need a neck massage, those backshots last night gave me dickblash.

by MadRobGankabish May 29, 2017

Dicklash

When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.

"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."

by ashmoney808 November 8, 2019

dick splash

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.

Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

Dick splash

Used as a slang word for male ejaculation of semen from the penis

Stop laughing, you Dick splash, its not my fault i cant control my testosterone

by CaptainCoolAsFuck September 19, 2009

dick splash

Vast region of congealing jizz.

Simon, you dicksplashed all over the tv!

by Alex and Craig March 14, 2003