Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

Dicklash

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

by Fondleface November 2, 2012

Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

by papplemanger July 13, 2010

Dicklash

female equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."

"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."

by LocoNunca August 19, 2009

Dicklash

When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.

"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."

by ashmoney808 November 8, 2019

dicklash

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.

"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."

by mckphilby October 6, 2009