crystina

Most Crystinas are usually whores.

"Wow that Crystina is such a whore"

by Itumblr.28 November 10, 2015

cryptonite

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.

Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.

by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018

Cryptonite

A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.

It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.

The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.

"Dear God I lost all my powers and am too weak. I must have been poisoned by Cryptonite!"

by El Kal El February 2, 2019

croston

A slimey piece of work

You see that croston over there? Wouldnt trust it as far as you could throw it

by Conswella De La Coughdrop January 29, 2008

Crystan

Crystans are peoplvwho are bad but artistic

Crystans are funny

by Babgirl12 March 14, 2017

cryptonosology

the study of diseases of unknown or obscure causes. It aims at discovering the causes of such diseases in the future.

Cryptonosology may open avenues for further progess in medical science.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010

cryptonimby

Someone that is terribly, terribly offended at the very thought of being accused of being a NIMBY, but refuses on the grounds of "reasonable concerns" to allow any development in their area.

"OMG. The Traffic!"

"Been studied. It will be fine."

"OMG. The Sewage!"

"We're only using 1/3 of what we have."

"OMG! My view!"

"Of what? You won't even be able see it through your trees."

"Why are you being this way?"

"Because you're a total cryptonimby"

by Al Benedict October 26, 2018