text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.

I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.

by Farley Yurken May 26, 2016

Blobe

Biggest load of bullshit ever

My friend: Dude the last line is Blobe
Me: What's Blobe?
My friend: BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT EVER
Me: Yeah thats mad

by partyatmine38 January 9, 2010

blob

a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank

Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)

Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty

Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters

by yrba1 April 12, 2009

Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

by crash2burn April 4, 2010

Blob

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

by the howboucha guy March 6, 2008

Blobzy

A state of sober drunkenness.

Wilson got blobzy on the 14 hour trip back from Nashville.
Man I'm feeling so blobsy right now.
I'm so blobzy I think i will eat this canned cheese just for fun.

by 'Shoes On A Roof' August 5, 2009

blobulate

1. To mold/form into blobs.

2. To break a larger form into smaller blobular pieces.

Example: When you drop something liquid, it usually blobulates after hitting the ground.

Example: In Terminator 2.. After the scene where the terminator was shattered into peices.. It blobulated, returned to his previous form.

by Quintin Paulson September 12, 2005