Blobzy

A state of sober drunkenness.

Wilson got blobzy on the 14 hour trip back from Nashville.
Man I'm feeling so blobsy right now.
I'm so blobzy I think i will eat this canned cheese just for fun.

by 'Shoes On A Roof' August 5, 2009

Mr Blobby

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!

WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!

by Loren P September 20, 2013

Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin

"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."

by gib_ September 21, 2021

The Blobby Killers

A band created by two soldiers from the Alabama Army National Guard while serving in Afghanistan. They are known for writing songs making fun of fellow soldiers who do something only a freakin' moron would do. Known FOB wide for their first hit BWS or Black Water Soldier, they have also written hits such as Sergeant of the Week, Have it Your Way, and Kyle's Song.

The Blobby Killers are the most awesome band ever!- Miller

by entrthedragn September 11, 2009

bloby

Super lazy and boring

You are so bloby

by Tickeles November 2, 2017

Bloozy

Bloozy:

Something that is disappointing; to be disappointed by someone or something.

John - "I will be on tonight at around 7"
Billy - "Sounds good"

*Billy waits till 9*

John - "I'm sorry I am late"
Billy - "Wow, you would bloozy me"

by PaTriccK March 11, 2009

Blobby bobby

He is bootiful

Blobby Bobby The most wise and bootiful

foox.

by Cugkgchxu January 4, 2019