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blobulate 

Blobulate: To alter or have altered, naturally or artificially, the structure, physical and temporal position and other non-definitive or compositional properties of an exisiting blob, even when the existance of that blob is not known.

It should be noted that "blobulate" has no relational meaning to the US slang word, "discombobulate".
I see many uses for this word. If you are out in the foggy woods one night an ill-defined shape takes form quite suddenly in front of you, it would be accurate to say he "blobulated." A modern artist's passable work may be safely praised as an avant garde bobulation. My feeble attempts at the pottery wheel can only be called blobulatory.

This word does not have origins in such words as coagulate (A change from a liquid to a clot). We are not concerned with the clotting as a phyiscal process, we are interesting in the "clot" itself, making blobulate a nonredundancy.

Webster's defines "blob" as a noun denoting 1a. a small drop or lump of something viscid or thick or 1b. a daub or spot of color 2 : something ill-defined or amorphous.

Encarta expands by more specifically defining it as a soft mass, and possibly an indistinct or shapeless form or object."

As for backing my word by way of etymology, let us look at a few words have the ending -ate.

That there are so many is no cooincidence: So many English verbs (and nouns but that's not relevant here) come from Latin verbs whose past participle is -atus. For instance, simulate < L. simulatus pp of simulatus.
Another good example is cooperate, which arrives from <L. cooperatus pp of cooperari. As blob has no known origin, is a verb and a verb of action at that, it would make sense to follow past examples, flirt with a little portmanteau, and voila - I have the perfect new word for what my lava lamp is beginning to do!
blobulate by Rusted Out May 24, 2010

blobular 

Having blob-like or jelly-like qualities.
I've overeaten and I feel blobular.
blobular by Sumo Sushi February 28, 2005

blobulation 

The action or process of feeling like an amorphous mass or extremely bloated
I ate so much at dinner that I can't move. My body is experiencing blobulation.
blobulation by SLF9970 May 9, 2013

Discombobulated bobulator 

A very confused man and/or woman who is going through tough times. They can also make random choices e.g. Sticking their head down the toilet.
The discombobulated bobulator wondered why his head was in the toilet.

bobulate 

verb. 1. The opposite of discombobulate. To compose, or to leave confusion. 2. To leave a state of bewilderment and enter a state of rightness. 3. To full on thrash befuddlement.
"After a slight mix up I was able to full on bobulate with 'Nicksters at the record label."
bobulate by Esau Kessler June 1, 2007

bromulate 

When one uses Patron Silver, ice and the juices of lemon, lime and sometimes orange or citrus of every kind for a cocktail with no hangover and no sugar.
I need to bromulate tonight in order to have a good time and not be hungover tomorrow. I think I’ll order a bromulation.
bromulate by Bromulator May 20, 2023