Assbear

You gotta go hard and you are holding it inside you for a long time, and finally you finda toilet, go in, sit down, and expect that wave of relief to shudder through you... but you only let one HUGE one rip.

And your anus burns for hours after that.

To see for yourself, eat all of this within 12 hours, sleep for the remaining twelve, and hold it inside for another two.
1) Vegetables of cabbages and peas
2) Chili
3) Ice-cream
4) Grapes
5) Mangoes without milk
6) More chili

by Aditya MJ May 17, 2005

assweed

A weed growing from the backside of a person or animal.
These weeds grow more every day.

You are such an assweed!

Look at his assweed!

by Boudewijn November 4, 2003

assteem

One's feeling towards their ass and how they feel others view it.

Person 1: I have very high self-assteem
Person 2: You should, it's glorious

by Sol Olivoyne November 16, 2013

assbelt

A thick leather belt strung up your ass so far that you can't find it once you lose it.

"Damn, nigga, yo assbelt is shit-stained"

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Assdeep

A person who’s generally cool to hang out with but beware when he gets turned on, he goes full ass deep inside you.

I was chillin with Assdeep when he looked at me funny, bent me down and went ass deep.

by Lolgetrektm8i8i August 27, 2019

Assbend

Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it

He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend

by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021

Assberry

The situation where a dingle-berry happens to be stuck upon your ass.

X: Dude why does your ass smell so bad!?
Y: Bruh I got an assberry earlier and didn't notice it.

by Hopediah Planter February 12, 2023