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assteeth 

someone who has a tiny cock and has had their ass cheeks surgically removed and put on their teeth
DJ burke has assteeth and has a vagina

what a dinkuspie
assteeth by tripod dinkus April 11, 2009
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To assthemu is to make an ass out of them and u.

Used in a similar fasion as assume
nina: then they assume

nina: which then makes an ass out of them and u...oh that didn't work...lol

nina: assthemu
assthemu by nathan aka pockets August 18, 2006

asstermath 

A particularly egregious act typically inflicted to or by a person’s anus.
In the asstermath of their romp Wendy and Jill were appalled by the things they had just enjoyed.

The janitor was nauseated by the asstermath he he found in the stall.
asstermath by 2dot August 23, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026