assteem

One's feeling towards their ass and how they feel others view it.

Person 1: I have very high self-assteem
Person 2: You should, it's glorious

by Sol Olivoyne November 16, 2013

assteeth

someone who has a tiny cock and has had their ass cheeks surgically removed and put on their teeth

DJ burke has assteeth and has a vagina

what a dinkuspie

by tripod dinkus April 11, 2009

assthemu

To assthemu is to make an ass out of them and u.

Used in a similar fasion as assume

nina: then they assume

nina: which then makes an ass out of them and u...oh that didn't work...lol

nina: assthemu

by nathan aka pockets August 18, 2006

asstermath

A particularly egregious act typically inflicted to or by a person’s anus.

In the asstermath of their romp Wendy and Jill were appalled by the things they had just enjoyed.

The janitor was nauseated by the asstermath he he found in the stall.

by 2dot August 23, 2022