Wassil

A handsome sweet man who is the opposite of footsome, a lover of peanuts and rides bicycles at an athletic level. He could ride all the way from The Great Wall of China to Area 51 Nevada. He holds a phD in Yukiology. He is also an annoying guy who annoys every single close friend, but they love him for that.

Wassil’s a great friend to Yuki, ouioui!

by Rezyuki July 15, 2019

Wasserbag

An inverted scrotum; a pile of sagging ball meat above the shaft of a cock. A penis eyelid.

That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!

wassergock wassergunt

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

wassels

Wassels be what ye doth youst;

upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;

swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.

The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"

by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004

koelnisch wasser

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

A skateboarding video game by Neversoft that takes place in several different parts of Los Angeles, and also a classic mode and normal story mode. Usually referred to as "THAW".

In my silly opinion, it's good but mediocre compared to Tony hawks American Underground 2 (THUG2).

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland is NO Tony Hawk's Underground 2, I'm sorry.

by TheLiberalWhoIsaCatholic January 28, 2009

Wasserschop

The compulsive need to find the best possible deal for something, even if it means buying something you don't necessarily need.

I went to a few yard sales this weekend and talked my way into a guy's house. He sold me an xbox 360 right out of his kid's hands. I Wasserschopped myself a great deal! I now have 5 xbox 360s!

by G. Gordon Liddy May 13, 2009

wesseler

Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.

I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.

by Ben765 July 20, 2016