dildo waggins

The name given to a dog whose bobbed tail resembles an erect penis or a dildo. When exited, the dog's tail will rise in the air and wag vigorously. The name was created as a pun/reference to the popular character from J.R.R Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series and "The Hobbit", Bilbo Baggins.

As soon as Jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

waggin

When someone does something, or if you notice something that is pretty rad, instead of using lame words like cool, awesome, amazing, or sweet, you use "waggin." The opposite of baggin

Did you see that planking picture i took?' 'Yeah man, that was so waggin!

by Luma Generation July 26, 2011

wiggling

The self stimulation of a toddler or small child. Typically girls, who will lay on their stomachs, with their hands underneath them.

Often what is seen when the babysitter opens the door to a child's room.

"Mary Beth! What are you doing?"

"Wiggling!"

by shellipsm December 29, 2007

shaggin' waggin'

Derivitive of, Love Wagon, which usually refers to a VW Camper.

Also, Passion Wagon, Love Bug and Shag Chariot.

Hey, let's take the Shaggin' Waggin' on the open road and look for some poon-tang.

by TheThirdMan April 20, 2004

Jaw waggin

unimportant discussion.

Are you guys discussing work or just sitting around jaw wagging

by Ryan September 9, 2004

Wangling

When the penis moves about freely.

I was trying to suck his dick, but it kept wangling on me.

by zuzuchangling January 3, 2015

wagging the slinky

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others

by btezra October 28, 2002