Carl Wheezer

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.

Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*

by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020

Wheein

The softest, most precious child in the girl group mamamoo.

Once you wheein, you can’t wheeout.

by ___az July 13, 2018

Wheezing

When you laugh so hard you start to wheeze.

Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks

by KingofLingo June 2, 2018

God on a Wheel

A signature phrase used by Royce, of "Royce and Marilyn" to convey utter shock and disdain with a lack of culture, money, opera, ramba and samba skills, or in reaction to the "garbage-hole" in which she lives.

Royce: Why would I have to be a victim of all this garbage, that crap that you like? You know nothing about classical music, opera, nothing! Nothing! You can't sing an opera, you know nothing.

Marilyn: No, I don't sing opera.

Royce: You know nothing, nothing...

Marilyn: But that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy it.

Royce: You know nothing. I sing everything perfectly, note-by-note. You know nothing... OH God on a WHEEL!

Marilyn: In Las Vegas...

Royce: Oh ShutUp!

by djSpinHouse August 27, 2010

Wheel Job

When you get a blow job while youre driving

Dude, Brittany tottaly gave Brandon a wheel job when he drove to Florida

by Dino Susan January 30, 2009

wheelchair bud

Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.

"That was some hella wheelchair bud. I can't move.

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004

Wheelism

Wheelism is a political party made on discord By Wheelchair_boy

Wheels:"Wheelism is the true path for the betterment of society and the wellbeing of the future human beings"
Wheelism believer:"I would die for wheelism"

by Whblue July 29, 2023