The ultimate shocker where the whole hand replaces the 2 fingers and 2 fingers replace one, will result in the creation of a vaganus.
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"Hey man you remember Betty from school?" "Yeah, why?" "Well we hooked up last night after the party" "You did? Isn't she a virgin?" " She was, but not anymore. She was so tight I bet I gave her a vaganus" "Lol...I bet you did too being that you wear a size 16 shoe. You know what they say about guys with big feet....." " Yeah, for real lol"
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VPP (Vaginal Penetration Prohibition)
14.O1.6 Vaganus Description: the Vaganus is part of a fictional anatomy (vagina-anus combination) of an imaginary creature called the, Homo-Sis-Sapien. Created by the USA Inc. government to be used in lieu of the human vagina, for the purpose of collecting a sex-service fee through Labor Compensation Transactions (LCT). Supposedly, the genes were spliced together from the DNA of a female Bonobo monkey 18.7.5 found in Africa, who resolves their conflicts by having sex, with the DNA of the super-friendly, non-violent, American Gay human Sis-Gene 18.9. This all-inclusive orifice serves as both an ass and a pussy, aka ass-pussy! Patent owner: the National Sissydom Association (NSA), NSA is a subsidiary of USA Inc. See also, Genomes 18 in this manual (SM069, Empty Nation Series) available on Audible and Amazon.com by author: Sue Yan Nish. This definition is also on Urban Dictionary.
VPP (Vaginal Penetration Prohibition)
14.O1.6 Vaganus Description: the Vaganus is part of a fictional anatomy (vagina-anus combination) of an imaginary creature called the, Homo-Sis-Sapien. Created by the USA Inc. government to be used in lieu of the human vagina, for the purpose of collecting a sex-service fee through Labor Compensation Transactions (LCT). Supposedly, the genes were spliced together from the DNA of a female Bonobo monkey 18.7.5 found in Africa, who resolves their conflicts by having sex, with the DNA of the super-friendly, non-violent, American Gay human Sis-Gene 18.9. This all-inclusive orifice serves as both an ass and a pussy, aka ass-pussy! Patent owner: the National Sissydom Association (NSA), NSA is a subsidiary of USA Inc. See also, Genomes 18 in this manual (SM069, Empty Nation Series) available on Audible and Amazon.com by author: Sue Yan Nish. This definition is also on Urban Dictionary.
(1) The Sissy has never failed a USA Inc. Department of Agriculture vaganus probing inspection.
(2) The quality of their vaganus varies significantly.
(3) Maybe we’ll start exporting American vaganus to other countries.
(4) The American Pure Breed Sissy vaganus is globally a superior lovehole.
(2) The quality of their vaganus varies significantly.
(3) Maybe we’ll start exporting American vaganus to other countries.
(4) The American Pure Breed Sissy vaganus is globally a superior lovehole.
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