Telecottaging

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.

I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.

by kilkrazy January 17, 2005

temecula

where no one knows how to drive with their heads outside their asses.

I'll make this illegal u-turn in temecula, but honk at the cars that I almost hit.

by jenacyde April 23, 2009

Telecig

When two friends call eachother for the sole purpose of having a cigarette because they have nothing better to do besdies talk and smoke. The conversation usually only lasts as long as the cigarette does. If the converstion goes any longer, more cigs are needed.

Telecigs usually produce nonversation

*Telecigs are usually started with a text message saying "telecig in 5?"

Whitemeat- "You wanna go for a telecig quick?"

Stash Nasty- "Yeah, I got nothing better to do...wanna prank call wal-mart"

Whitemeat - "Fa sho"

by Stash Nasty April 24, 2009

creepy tepee

A fold in one's pants at the crotch that looks like a boner.

No one could shake their gaze from the bulge in Brad's pants. There was a gasp when he stood up to get something to drink, but the tension subsided when we realized he was just sporting a creepy tepee.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

Temecula

Temecula is boring, nice weather, conveiently located between san diego and La and beaches. Although it is an hour or so drive to these destinations, Temecula itself lacks any sorce of entertainment except maybe pechanga. Which actually is pretty cool... if you are over 21.
Temecula is full of drugs, and people who think they are hardcore. They act like they are in gangs and from the ghetto, but none of them even know what being in the ghetto is. They talk like they're from the ghetto, sayin nigga after every word, but they're all white and are just ignorant sob's.

Temecula is full of bro's and bor ho's. They think they are bad ass because they own dirt bikes, but none of them ride, they just own them because they think it's cool.

All they really do is sit around and smoke weed all day and talk about how awesome their dirt bike ride went that never happened.

Most of the kids have tattoo's of stupid things like a tattoo of a giant toilet on their forearm. Many just get a tattoo because everyone else is doing it.

What the hell is a temecula?

by feces face March 7, 2011

Teech

A small yet sufficient amount.

Man: I've just made this cake, does anybody want any?
Lady: Well, I did have a large dinner, but that cake looks lovely. Go on, I'll just have a teech.

by Tuppence A. Bag October 27, 2010

Temecula

A growing middle-class bedroom community in the southern part of Riverside County, California. Most people living here commute to San Diego, Orange County, and Los Angeles, and often spend 2-3 hours each way on the freeway because cost of living here is lower.

I couldn't afford a house in San Diego, which is where I work. I bought a large house in Temecula, but often spend most of my life on the Interstate 15 between work and home.

by partyrockstar222 September 8, 2016