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When two friends call eachother for the sole purpose of having a cigarette because they have nothing better to do besdies talk and smoke. The conversation usually only lasts as long as the cigarette does. If the converstion goes any longer, more cigs are needed.

Telecigs usually produce nonversation

*Telecigs are usually started with a text message saying "telecig in 5?"
Whitemeat- "You wanna go for a telecig quick?"

Stash Nasty- "Yeah, I got nothing better to do...wanna prank call wal-mart"

Whitemeat - "Fa sho"
Telecig by Stash Nasty April 24, 2009
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telecide 

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.
Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.
telecide by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009
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telecine 

Telecine is a method to make an illegal bootleg copy of an original movie. Telecine method can be done in various ways, but normally it includes extracting the movie directly from the reel to digital format and then encoded into VCD, SVCD or DivX format. Not to be confused with 'Telesync', defined elsewhere on UrbanDictionary.
Many people in the industry pronounce this word "telli-sin-ee", however, others say it like "telli-seen".
I downloaded a telecine version of that new movie. THe quality is wayyy better than that crappy cam version!
telecine by Sean Scrivener January 4, 2005

telesigned in 

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
Dude, I telesigned in into my Facebook account so you can't hack it anymore.
telesigned in by Clouddefender December 30, 2011

telesign 

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

Similar to telesigned in.
“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”
telesign by TeleSigner January 7, 2012
TeleGig is a gig "job" that is done through telecommunication.
I found a Telegig online yesterday that pays great! All I have to do is tweet about their business through my twitter account so that my followers can see!
TeleGig by TeleGig Master! February 28, 2011
Teleigh is a happy yet depressed girl who has many troubles and is still happy if she tells that to you you know she is a true friend she is intelligent and beautiful beyond compare and she never gives be ready for some good vibes she is one
Girl wow she seems so happy even though she clearly just had a hard time she's a Teleigh.
teleigh by Suppersoftball50 June 16, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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