National Tell Your Crush Day

A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.

No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2019

Trek tell

A term of disapproval. Similar in meaning to "tsk tsk".

Trek tell, why would you do that?

You're such an idiot, trek tell.

by Gem's dictionary December 21, 2020

teal deer

A bastardization of "tl;dr", which is a bastardization of "Too long ; Didn't read." Usually presented in the form of a photochopped image of a deer.

Thread starter: lengthy chat log
Reply to thread: said image of a deer

by Kei00000 March 15, 2004

let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.

Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?

by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

Nut-tella

Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.

Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

Tela

She is beautiful with a great personality, very charismatic and knows what she wants. She doesn't take shit from anybody so don't test her. But on the other hand she is very loyal, the life of the party and a freak in the bed but only if you deserve it.

Boy 1: Aye you know Tela?

Boy 2 : nah who is she?
Boy 1: bruh she fine AF and her smile lights up the room you can't miss her.. there she go!
Boy 2: oh yes you right she definitely look like a Tela

by IBoy789 March 14, 2017

tell me true

To say this is asking for unfiltered, unbiased real facts to be laid bare. It means your heart is ready for whatsoever may come next guised concepts find you thru looking square and objectively when they become unveiled.

Just out with it, already ...alright?? I need to know- whether Eva is truly descended from an actual unicorn because of fooling with the dark math . You hold but some answers ..or complete truth inside of this ageless quandary, and somehow.. Now tell me true (!!!) The heavens tire of your shrouded allegiance, man. Forsooth, for I say- give it up .. !!

by y'shua May 13, 2019