6 definitions by mikeschneider

buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.

"Buffering . . . "

by mikeschneider May 17, 2006

non-tanner

Someone whose skin is unable to tan. Commonly used in a stealthy manner to thwart any catching-on by those being spoken of.

"There's so many fucking non-tanners here. WTF."

by mikeschneider May 15, 2006

a gay

Using the word "gay" as a noun. This serves the purpose of epitomizing the subject of the noun as completely encompassing the essence of being gay. Not a gay person, but a gay.

"That dude's such a gay"

by mikeschneider May 15, 2006

let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.

Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?

by mikeschneider May 15, 2006

butt to butt

The sexual position involving two people, preferably females, and one double ended dildo. You can figure out the rest. This position was popularized by the film "Requiem for a Dream".

"Do butt to butt!"

by mikeschneider May 15, 2006

yo ma let me touch

Not so popular pick-up line very suave people use. It always works.

"Yo ma let me touch."

by mikeschneider May 15, 2006