Crotch Parrot

The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.

I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.

by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE

BEST BAND EVER

"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"

by MCCHUGGA February 24, 2021

Google-parrot

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.

Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"

by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022

Jeanine Pirro

A smug faced and arrogant looking corporate shill on Fox news who supports Trump only because she gets paid enormous sums of money by Rupert Murdoch and the Kochs to do so. She also has a deranged obsession with Hillary Clinton and has even gone as far as going to Chappaqua to do some "Hillary hunting." Although a very intelligent woman and a competent Judge who hosted a TV show, Jeanine has been brainwashed by the alt right to the point where she cannot even think for herself.

Jeanine Pirro says that Mueller should be thrown in jail for doing his job!

by densitywave March 2, 2018

perro

The Spanish Word For Dog

My perro ran away last night.

by Huh... June 19, 2008

Line Parrot

A person who people think is funny... but in truth all they're doing is quoting lines from funny movies, t.v. shows, or other media.

Annoyed person #1: Dude, why do people think Ben is so funny? All he ever does is quote Dane Cook.
Annoyed person #2: Yeah man, guys a total line parrot... and douche.

by Brock Boneswell November 17, 2009