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The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.
I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.
by AMooseinBrighton December 04, 2013
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