Definitions by AMooseinBrighton

shenanibollocks 

Shenanigans that are pure, unadulterated bollocks or bullshit.

The Government could be accused of financial shenanibollocks when, with one hand they cut funding to hospitals and schools, while with the other hand, they vote to give themselves a 10% increase in pay

shenanibollocks by AMooseinBrighton April 12, 2017

Crotch Parrot 

The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.

I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.

Crotch Parrot by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013