dick puller

Someone who jacks off too much

Barry needs to change his name to Dick Puller

by Phucker January 30, 2007

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purgery

False statements made in an attempt to "wipe the slate clean".

Bill Clinton was obviously "Gil T. Azell" of fooling around with Monica Blewisnky --- not to mention lying about it afterwards ("For the record, I did NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS with that woman") --- yet he was able to get off scot-free when investigated by Congress --- sounds like a case of major purgery to me!

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

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parlerphile

One who uses far right safe space Parler for their social media needs

Bob didn't get his news from a regular source, instead he relied on his parlerphile ring for his information

by Drprim December 29, 2020

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preemptive puller

Someone who tries to open a car door before it's unlocked, making the driver have to unlock it again just for them.

Stop being a preemptive puller, it's annoying.

by M. Kempson December 28, 2005

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Braid-Puller

A naughty boy in school who comes up behind his female colleagues and gives their ponytail or braid a yank for a sadistic thrill; a man who has a fetish for pulling hair.

Billy sat behind Jenny all day long in class unable to avoid noticing how smooth and well-groomed her braid was, and before he knew what had happened he grabbed it in his hand and gave it a good pull, watching her jolt as he did so. He was later reprimanded for being a braid-puller.

by Sir Johann Betty September 15, 2009

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