parlerphile 

One who uses far right safe space Parler for their social media needs

Bob didn't get his news from a regular source, instead he relied on his parlerphile ring for his information

parlerphile by Drprim December 29, 2020

Paperphile 

Someone who is attracted to paper. Usually lined paper is desired. Often people discover they are a paperphile when they first open a book and they smell that new book aroma, from then on there hooked! hooked with a paper clip!

Bad cop "You opened that book and read the whole page did'nt you! That page had only been published 5 years ago! You paperphile!!!"

Paperphile by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

Paleophile 

Someone who is attracted to old people.

1) Either Jigsaw was a pedophile, or his wife was a paleophile in the Saw movies.

2) Did you see the paleophile chick with the 80 year old midget?

Paleophile by Solid Mantis October 23, 2019