Peacocking

The act of a male politician waving his tiny dick around in order to grab the attention of his orange neon god.

By filing the failed lawsuit against Vice-president Pence, Senator Josh Hawley was shaking his feathers and peacocking for the lame duck loser president.

by Bugszy January 2, 2021

Paedo

Pronounced 'Pedo', Paedo is a slang word for Paedophile, meaning the act of older people hooking up, perving on, following or wanting to get in close sexual contact with younger peers.

"My new teacher is such a Paedo, he keeps looking at me."

by LaurrennC April 21, 2008

Padookie

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.

Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.

by Notalex216 April 30, 2011

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Padoodle

A stripping game played in a car. When a car with a faulty headlight passes by you slam your fist on the roof of the car and shout "padoodle." The last one to shout padoodle or not shout it at all must remove an article of clothing.

Everyone: "Padoodle!"
Guy: "Shit, I was there goes my other sock."

by fusion_tag November 18, 2010