wank mining

Searching for porn.

Oh shit dudes,

I found this video through random wank mining efforts and put it up here 'cause I figured you guys would have a laugh. It had nothing to do with Meg White when I found it.

by itsnotmecraig October 26, 2007

pocket mining

masturbating by putting your hand in your pocket and playing with yourself through the fabric

"Oi, Smith, stop pocket mining and pay attention!"

by FuryouMiko April 21, 2018

wank mining

searching for or downloading porn

I found a video of your mom fucking a black guy when i was wank mining last night

by Reine January 12, 2008

Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.

JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.

by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010

Music Mining

The act of listening to large quantities of music in order to find the "gems", or the songs you like.

"I've been Music Mining all day, and everything I've listened to is trash."

by PicoRiley September 14, 2014

slate-mining

verb: To dispose of an unwanted item or person by throwing them down into an open slate mine. Most often used in eastern PA.

"Mr. Smith got read of all his illegitimate children by slate-mining them."

by thequarryqypsy January 26, 2009

quote mining

Taking quotes out of context or misquoting someone.

"Yes, the fingerprint could belong to him, but it was of such poor quality that I cannot be sure."

...

"In his testimony he stated the the fingerprint belonged to the defendant."

"You're quote mining!"

by GuyWithCable October 8, 2008