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Sticky Mitten

When a man cums in his hand and then procedes to slap his girl in the face with it
Angry that she wouldnt swallow, Bob came in his hand and then slapped Betty in the face. " You got sticky mittened bitch!"
by BestDayEver July 25, 2009
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Detective Mittens

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!
by writergirljds December 7, 2011
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swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.
dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night
by greenbay fann November 12, 2011
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Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.
It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.
by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017
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Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.
by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019
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mitten shock

no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.

derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)

see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.

it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!

dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
by Dus10 January 16, 2008
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Michigan Mud Mitten

A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.
by Hillairé June 26, 2005
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