Mario Marconi

Real name 'Shaun Astbury'

Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.

Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.

He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.

He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.

A real mans man, everyone loves Mario!

Man: "Mario Marconi is a on TV again tonight."

Woman: "OH MAY GOD REALLY?!!, I LOVE MARIO MARCONI"

Man: "Well, dur... You are a woman, all women love Mario Marconi, even lesbians. I wish I was Mario Marconi.

by Billy-Bob-Benton June 30, 2008

Magonigal

N. (similar to Fuckhead/Coon)
A title given to those people who display extreme acts of stupidity or skill in a particular situation. It is often hard to define if one is a skillful or a stupid magonigal as the line between them is just so very fine.

The unique nature of the word allows it to be used as both and insult and a compliment depending on the situation, this will cause the stupid magonigal to continue on their happy way without noticing that he has indeed been severely put in his place, ideal for StealthSults

" I really want my own sex robot "
" Yea well you might have to wait few years for that "
" I think i'll just use a vacuum "
" Grown the fuck up Jim, don't be a magonigal !"

by SwastedBru October 7, 2015

Maycon Lima

Trash, worthless, piece of shit, useless, scum, degenerate, despicable, man whore, failure, filthy

OMG you're being the perfect example of a Maycon Lima right now.

by Sty;sdete463234cccc/55 July 24, 2018

Randolph-Macon College

Randolph-Macon College “The country club of higher education” is located in the small hamlet of Ashland, VA. This selective undergraduate institution is known for its personal one on one interaction with professors and the slogan “Your way right away”. This however is only the surface. Randy-Mac is all of the above but more. We rock the prep style. Ladies in Lilly and pearls, and men in POLO. We wear boat shoes and duckies like they are going out of style. Pastels rule and we aren’t afraid to pop our collar. Our Greek system rivals most large state universities, we just pay more. Some might call it paying for friends, but we think we are just better then you. Greek life is the social scene on campus. When 50% of your campus is affiliated, if you are not one, you better be friends with one. Sunday brunch is the most attended meal, that’s only if you can get up before 2pm. Everyone here was Mr. and Mrs. popular in high school, so of course, the rumor mill is as strong as ever. Thus, the reason for Sunday brunch. If you want your shit kept a secret, go to your public state university. Most students hail from the suburbs of Mid-Atlantic cities, and the occasional international student, who is most likely trafficking the drug scene on campus. People might say that our campus is full over overdressed, snobby, WASPS, and that but drink and party. We feel as though, we worked hard in high school, and it’s a four year party. Because it’s not like we actually have to get jobs after graduation. We can just call one of daddies’ golf buddies for a cushy mid-level corporate job. So why not live it up. If you think that’s bad, well then we don’t feel sorry for you. When some one says “28 days later” you don’t think of the movie. Most students associate this with the final day of J-Term/Play-Term by referring to the full month of alcoholism. To prove it, just look ask the librarian. She will tell you that the library closes 3 hours early in this term because of the lack of attendance. Spring semester is the time of year to let loose, party up, and generally have a good time. Its exactly like fall semester, but now outside on the lawns, fields, and the river banks. Sports are widely attended when held outside, because we can be completely intoxicated and get a tan at the same time. If you like this and this is what you want to become, then please, by all means, apply! But if you’re ugly, you might want to ask for plastic surgery for graduation.

Any student in attendance.

by Student April 19, 2005

Masconomet

A school where the boys wear basketball shorts and sneakers all year long, all have justin bieber haircuts, and braces. The girls all straighten their hair every day, wear LOADS of eyeliner, and their wardrobe consists of one store: Pink by Victorias Secret (especially at the middle school.) They are extremely annoying and stuck up, and by the time they get to senior year, their hair is burnt to a crisp and they look like barbie dolls someone forgot to take care of. Surrounding schools HATE masconomet, yet masco-lites seems COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to that fact, Boxford is the wealthiest, then Topsfield, then Middleton is the "ghetto" of the tri-town. Speaking of ghetto, everyone there wishes they were black and try to act and dress as ghetto as possible for an upper middle class white kid. The boys get ear piercings, were their pants low, and accessorize with chains/flat hats. The girls buy Osiris shoes and talk like they're from the Bronx. YOLO and SWAG seem to be the mottos at this school. Masco Kids are extremely annoying and are virtually impossible to hang out with.

Masco Kid 1- "YOLO MY BABES! we be getting cray tonight we gon' be dancing and shiz and it gon' be cray!"

Not a Masco Kid 2- "You're twelve, and you are some rich kid from Boxford. And you're going to a school dance. With chaperones."

Masco Kid 1- "WHATEVS mai home boy we be partaying so i don't need you a got mai $WAG! Double G! $WAGG! das right! learn it and live by it!"

Not a Masco Kid 2- "You are definitely a masconomet kid."

EXAMPLE 2----

Kid 1- "Yo, did you go to that party last night?"

Kid 2- "Ya, it was CRAZY."

Kid 1- " Did you see that girl with the heavy eyeliner and the fried hair?"

Kid 2- "How could I miss her? She looked like a burnt barbie, haha."

Kid 1- " I bet she was a Masconomet Kid."

Kid 2- "Definitely."

by xOxO October 15, 2012

Macon

The kid that knows what he's doing. Smart, ambitious, really good looking, and modest. He's that "perfect guy" with the beautiful girlfriend. He's good at everything, everybody wants to be his friend, and typically, he's the one that embodies every quality everybody wants. Mr. Suave.

Guy 1: Get the party started! Macon is here!
Guy 2: Oh I need to go tell him something!
Guy 1: No you don't, you're just in love with him - you homo.
Girl: No I am!

by Ericbrudda! November 5, 2009

Magnonite

A Magnonite is cleaning the 19th level, respectively, what you call “physical world”. Energies of outer/higher levels aren’t allowed and not able to interact with the physical level (our so called 3D world). Yet there are lots of negative energies on our 19th level. These energies were adapted to the 19th level, but they are not a part of it. That is having the effect, that these negative energies can directly influence the 19th level. On the other hand, you cannot clean or eliminate these dark energies without higher energies. That is the reason why the cleaning energies have to be modified correlatively for working on the 19th level. This modification is implemented by the magnets, which are integrated into the Magnonite. The Magnonites generate a carrier wave. The necessary energies will cling onto the carrier wave. Because of that modification, the cleaning energies will be able to work on our level.

I used Magnonite to clean my house energy today

by presbeiaprotoi June 30, 2014