Magonigal 

N. (similar to Fuckhead/Coon)
A title given to those people who display extreme acts of stupidity or skill in a particular situation. It is often hard to define if one is a skillful or a stupid magonigal as the line between them is just so very fine.

The unique nature of the word allows it to be used as both and insult and a compliment depending on the situation, this will cause the stupid magonigal to continue on their happy way without noticing that he has indeed been severely put in his place, ideal for StealthSults

" I really want my own sex robot "
" Yea well you might have to wait few years for that "
" I think i'll just use a vacuum "
" Grown the fuck up Jim, don't be a magonigal !"

Magonigal by SwastedBru October 7, 2015

Minerva McGonagall 

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.

Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...

Minerva McGonagall by Veronica Margaret January 18, 2012

Mcgonagall 

The most powerful, BADDEST bitch in the whole series. She is the true headmaster of Hogwarts and deserves the best. She is the truest Griffindor, mother-like, and fighter in the books and on screen. She is the mother we all want and the best goddamn teacher in the world. The baddest of all time.

Student: is the the BADDEST BITCH Professor Mcgonagall.

Other student: Yes! She is the best isn’t she, right!

Mcgonagall by GRIFFINDOR #2 December 30, 2020

Minerva McGonagall 

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

Minerva McGonagall by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

Majongalonghallows

of or relating to the breasts of a female; large tits; milk dispensers

Kyle: "Yo Derek, you see the size of Amanda's majongalonghallows?"
Mark: "Yeah her majongalonghallows are f*cking massive, bro."
Derek: "Word, I'll have to check out Amanda's jugs!"

Majongalonghallows by JR43 February 28, 2019

mcgonagalling 

The act of licking your butthole, or someone else's butthole, and then licking the excess shit off of your mouth.

Person 1: Yo dude, wanna try mcgonagalling?
Person 2: wtf no

mcgonagalling by Beeftestosterone August 1, 2022

Magonia 

An ancient civilisation that lives in the sky.
Capital of Magonia is Maganwetar.
They live on flying ships and steal crops from Earth to eat as food.
Citizens of Magonia are called Magonians.
Magonians can bend and change the elements of nature using songs that are impossible for humans to sing. They do this with the help of canwr and singing partners (other Magonians)
Made popular by Maria Dahvana Headley, in her books Magonia and Aerie.

"See that ship in the sky? It looks like it's from Magonia."

Magonia by Lynette Jones July 18, 2017