Gaurav

Gaurav is 6'4 ft with an amazing personality who can find the clit and is has the fattest and longest dick in the world.

"YO CINTHIA HAVE U SEEN THAT GUY CALLED GAURAV"
Cinthia- "YO THE 6"4ft GUY WITH THE MOST AMAZING PERSONALITY EVER"

by God_123 :) November 21, 2021

Chicken fillet guarantee

The assurance you expect from the process, that it will not be deceiving and harmful, but will be completely enjoyable and safe for you.

Person: Hey, have you heard of this new movie that is on air? Should we go see it?
Me: Idkidk, what do people say about it?
Person: Uhmm, the opinions are mixed, but...
Me: Bruh, there ain't no "but". I need a "chicken fillet guarantee" that the movie is cool, otherwise that is no participation.

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Bro-1: Yo b, did you see this fly-ass chick over there? I heard she be doing mad things with that that....
Bro-2: Oh, word?
Bro-1: Chicken fillet guarantee, b.
Bro-2: Aight, Imma go get that Chick-fil-A then.

by 9on6 October 7, 2019

Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.

Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011

Guarantell

A shorter sense of the common phrase "I can already tell" mixed in with "Guarantee" which is Guarantell.

Dude I can guarantell that Mike wants to meet your family.

by JayWoody July 9, 2009

guaranteed

When you agree with something, Think something is good, see a attractive female

"ooohhh blaitenly guaranteed"

"shes guaranteed"

"Mate, That maccy d's was guaranteed mate"

by Rowan11111 October 28, 2007

guarantee

A word that we commonly use that is one of the hardest words out of the dictionary to spell correctly. Most people just use spell check to fix it, but without it spelling this word right is frustrating. A straight pain in the ass.

BEFORE: Therefore I gaurentee that the facts support my thesis.

F**K I never spell this word right, thank God for spell check.

After: Therefore I guarantee that the facts support my thesis.

Ah, there we go maybe I'll spell it right next time.

by BJCHRIS69 July 3, 2011

Gaurav Kapoor

The guy who has been dating a hot girl called Anoushka Sengupta and eventually marries her.

Oh look there's Anoushkas bf Gaurav Kapoor

by Endofdiscussion April 19, 2019