fauxch

to fuck, a substitution for the word "fuck" so you can sound innocent and make history allusions

instead of W.E.B. DuBois you can say..
W.E.B. Du Fauxch
which would mean, WHAT THE FUCK

You can say "What the fauxch?"
which would mean "What the fuck?"
or like "Fauxch off"
which would mean "Fuck off hairy ass"

by Pooja AmY Sasha February 27, 2005

fauxcreating

When you have sex without the intention of procreating, you are fauxcreating.

Stuart wants to get me pregnant, but I told him he best be fauxcreating tonight!

by flamingbeads November 9, 2005

Fauxcaine

Something that, once on your face, looks like cocaine, even though it actually isn't i.e. flour or powdered sugar.

Guy 1: "Dude, are you on drugs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, this is fauxcaine. I was eating powdered donuts."

by Demondays June 13, 2011

fauxckable

Faux fuckable. When a picture is photoshopped to make the model more beautiful but the resulting image doesn't look natural or realistic, we feel that the model is faux fuckable, fauxckable. More fuckable but in a false way that doesn't feel natural.

fauxckable, photoshopped

by fauxckable creator August 25, 2011

fauxcial

Forcing oneself to appear to be social in order to survive society.

Despite my social inadequacies, I have learned to communicate with people when I have to. I'm not very social, but I'm great at being fauxcial.

by Gleasonator January 27, 2012

Fauxdit

When a company needs to get a financial statement audit of its records for a bank or its shareholders but doesn't really want to pay the full price or is afraid there may be material errors in its financial statements. A Fauxdit is normally performed by a small-medium public accounting firm that doesn't know what it's doing.

CEO: Our bank requires that we get an audit done to make sure we actually made $200 million last year. I'm afraid they might actually find something when they go digging, and we don't need another expense to worry about this year.
CFO: Well, we could get a fauxdit done. They'll sit in a side room, charge next to nothing, and they'll probably be content just seeing that our internal spreadsheets tie to themselves and to the financial statements. I'm virtually certain they won't even notice that our balance sheet doesn't balance. It will also cost way less than an audit and we will get the same report.
CEO: Good. Hopefully the bank doesn't notice.

by Virtuous Consortium August 19, 2013

Fauxday

Pronounced FOday. Combination of Faux Friday. The Thursday before a Friday that you have off from work or school that feels like Friday to you.

I'm psyched to have off from work tomorrow. Happy Fauxday!

by mftmark October 4, 2016