7 definitions by Gleasonator
Desperate for a smoke, Johnny attempted to roll his own green tea teagar, which collapsed in his hands and spilled all onto his carpet.
by Gleasonator January 26, 2012
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The act of urinating while sitting down. Usually done to avoid spraying piss outside of the toilet bowl.
David, you'd better fucking bitchpiss in there. Last time I had to spend ten minutes wiping urine off of my floor.
by Gleasonator June 24, 2011
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Despite my social inadequacies, I have learned to communicate with people when I have to. I'm not very social, but I'm great at being fauxcial.
by Gleasonator January 16, 2012
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A night in which a parent, guardian, servant, or spouse does not provide food for his or her beneficiaries.
Timmy: "Mom, what's the plan for dinner tonight?"
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."
by Gleasonator January 16, 2012
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The victim hat is not a real hat, it is metaphorical. Those who "wear the victim hat" are those who complain that whatever "pain" and "suffering" they are experiencing is caused by the actions of another person or another group of people. This usually results in a demand of compensation (in some form or another) by the one who feels that he or she is victimized, from the one(s) that is causing the victimization.
"Oh dear, I just spilled McDonald's hot coffee and burned myself. Now I will sue them." - Wearing the victim hat
by Gleasonator February 05, 2009
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by Gleasonator December 29, 2011
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