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fauxckable 

Faux fuckable. When a picture is photoshopped to make the model more beautiful but the resulting image doesn't look natural or realistic, we feel that the model is faux fuckable, fauxckable. More fuckable but in a false way that doesn't feel natural.
fauxckable, photoshopped
fauxckable by fauxckable creator August 25, 2011
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fuckable 

If you know that “to fuck” a person is to have sex with him/her, you automatically understand that a fuckable person is one that you would like to fuck. Accordingly is an unfuckable person a person that you don't want to fuck at all. A refuckable person is a person you would like to fuck again, while an unrefuckable person is one that you don't want to fuck again. You know the meaning of all these words by virtue of your knowledge of the individual morphemes fuck, re-, -able and un- and the rules for their combination.
Look at her, so god damn fuckable!
fuckable by MessyLiter November 20, 2010

Fuckable meat 

Meat(human being) that is being able to be fucked.
You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?
Fuckable meat by Iljuh December 21, 2020

Fuckable personality 

Someone you don't quite find attractive in a physical hormonal way yet you find their personality attractive in a hormonal way
"John isn't easy on the eyes but he's a sweet guy who cares for me so I find him to have a fuckable personality."

Fuckable for Life 

-When you keep up with your looks so you’re Fuckable for life.

-Nathan and Abby are staying are staying fuckable for life
Fuckable for Life by Dr. Blabby August 6, 2021

Fuckable for life 

Keeping oneself on point to ensure you’ll be having sex til the day you die.
Those two bougie folks rock the Tox, go to the gym, and overall stay on point so they can stay fuckable for life.
Fuckable for life by Dr. Blabby August 27, 2021

Fuckable 

Someone who has potential to be a person that someone wants to fuck.
1st person: "hey, you think that girl's hot?"
2nd person: "heh. She's fuckable."
Fuckable by dsasdv November 1, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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